When I'm An Old Coot
Witticisms for People Who Refuse
To Grow Old Gracefully
Author Judge Roy English
Gibbs Smith, 2009 Revised
Paperback, 144 pages
Size: 4.25" x 6.75" x .328"

A sterling example of Old Coot Behavior is describe on page 18:
"When I am an old coot ... I will rent a limo for the day and show up at busy offices all over town... introduce myself as the new owner and give everyone the day off."

From the Publisher:
Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!