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Never Ask A Man the Size of His Spread
A Cowgirl's Guide to Life
Author Gladiola Montana
Gibbs Smith, 2009
Revised Edition
Paperback, 144 pages
Size: 4.25" x 6.75" x .328"

Sage advice for ladies includes this tip:
"The code of her West: Use a short rope, a sweet smile, and a hot brand."

From the Publisher:
Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!

From the Back Cover:"If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral."

From the Back Cover:
"If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral."